Aiden: "He got tooken out of the pack of wolves in the jungle."
Mom: "Aiden, 'tooken' isn't correct English."
Aiden: (exasperated) "Sorry! Trrrrooken. Is that better?"
Trooken? what? (sigh)
Later, giving a plot summary of Tomie dePaola's Jamie O'Rourke and the Giant Potato...
Mom: "And so what is the author trying to teach us?"
Aiden: "You should never trust leprechauns."
A good lesson for us all, eh?